Now I have your attention... it's a blond joke...
A blonde is watching the news with her husband, when the reporter covers a story in which six Brazilian
skydivers were killed in a freak accident. She is visibly shaken and sobbing over the story. Her husband,
somewhat confused, tries to console her telling her that skydiving can be risky and dangerous and these things happen. After a moment, her sobs subside a bit so she can talk. "I know." she says, "It's just so horrible. How many is a Brazillian?"