Two things happened today while working today... that I'll never
forget. First of all, as some of you know already, I'm a cashier at
Lowe's Hardware store.
One:
A man came in that looked exactly like Jesus. But... he was a hip
Jesus. He had his hair pulled back in a low pony tail, a shirt that
said, "You deserve a good spankin'", and camo cargo shorts on. I
thought it funny since it is, in fact, Sunday.
Two:
A little asian man came up to me, laughed, and said, "It's so cool that a woman is working at a man's store!!"
.....
At that very moment I imagined running up to him and kicking him right
in the penis. Sadly, I couldn't... since I would be fired if I acted
upon that impulse. Instead, I gave him the death glare.
XOXO,
Alicia
