In intermediate high school (10th grade), I used to bring books to school to read in my down time.
This particular time, I brought my comprehensive LOTR book and set it down at my lunch table in order to get food without the hindrance of a HUGE book.
When I came back someone had smashed french fries in the middle of its pages.
I cried so hard that my dad bought me a new one.
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