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With acknowledgements to Goldstar - thank you for sharing with me - I HAD to post this...

Sophie just got married and being a traditional Italian girl was still a virgin.
On her wedding night staying at her mother's house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry Sophie, Luca's a good man, go upstairs and Luca will take care of you", she told her.
So up she went and when she got upstairs Luca took off his shirt and exposed his big hairy chest. So... Read More

    Thought I'd write a blog today, maybe it's because the Premier of Ontario, Dalton McGinty, actually came to my school this morning; like I give a shite, lol. Everyone, including our teachers, wanted to know the same thing, "Why the fLJck would he come to this school!?", our school is extremely 'ghetto'. It kind of freaked me out how there was secret service at every exit; yes, Canada has secret service, they had ear-pieces and everything! Apparently he was supposed to be touri... Read More

Many of you have probably seen this, but I thought it was worth posting...

  Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity  1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4 Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."... Read More

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM ..
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. 
He put on his shoes and drove home. 
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afterno... Read More

 The Nun in Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off for no apparent reason.

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-room?

The bartende... Read More