Pet puppies?
Yes

Like Coca Cola better than Pepsi?
Neither, thank you. I prefer cream soda

Feel mischievious?
Sometimes

Have a mustache?
No. Too scratchy

Believe in aliens?
Yes. I'm trying to help find them by being a SETI@Home volunteer

Watch Glee?
It's impossible for me to watch Glee. I sprung for Dish Network's heterosexual package.

Like tomatoes?
No.

Play with your food?
No.

Draw with sidewalk chalk?
No. I'm not artistic

Remember what you had for supper last night?
Cold leftover pizza

Play Runescape?
No. I'm more of a Legend of Zelda kinda guy

Have a bunny?
No

Smell like violets?
More like vanillin. As in the Duquenois-Levine reagent

Treat your pets like people?

I do talk to my dog

Feel awkward around strangers?
I'm a scientist. We're not exactly social animals

Happen to know what Flarp! is?
That's that fart putty in a jar isn't it? Stick your fingers in, and embarrass your female coworkers?

Try to impress people of the opposite gender?
I will admit, yes

Know the lyrics to the song Yankee Doodle Dandy?
Haven't sung it in ages

Know what color your best friend's room is?
No

Like Minute Maid Lemonade?
Yes

Own at least one Nerf gun?
Not NERF, but Lazer Tag

Bake brownies?
No. If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy(Stop laughing, Enii!)

Look like your mom?
I'm more like my dad

Know if you are somehow connected to a celebrity?
I'm distantly related to Buzz Aldrin and Buffalo Bill

Eat potato chips with ranch dressing?
Yes, and French Onion.

Like the color yellow?
Yes, but not ON me.

Make toast for breakfast?
Yes, please, with Nutella.

Love the sound of popping bubbles?
Bubble wrap? Yes.

Have a wallet of a color besides black or brown?
Nope, it's black. Been black for the last few wallets, actually.

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