1.
How tall are you barefoot?
6 foot 3
2.
Have you ever smoked heroin?
Never, and it would be hypoctrical if I did
3.
Do you own a gun?
Despite working in law enforcement, I actually don’t like guns. It’s tasers and mace for me
4.
Rehab?
I can’t answer a sentence fragment. What about it? Have I been through it? What is the name of the all-day Sunday party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas? What should Keith Richards be committed to for the rest of his life? What celebrity hangout has a revolving door in Malibu? What about it?
5.
Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Yes. What's with the quotes?
6.
What do you think of your friends?
They’re great, except for one who has no concept of social boundaries, like not leaving until the wee hours of the morning and eating me out of house and home
7.
What's your favorite Christmas song?
The Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's "Messiah"
8.
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange juice
9.
Do you do push-ups?
Only when absolutely necessary
10.
Have you ever done ecstacy?
Do I need to repeat myself? See #2
11.
Are you vegetarian?
No, but with my cholesterol problem, beef is off the menu
12.
Do you like painkillers?
Not when the pain is negligible
13.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Considering my history, there is no secret weapon
14.
Do you own a knife?
Only a pocketknife, but I do own a collection of swords
15. Do you have A.D.D.
No, but I do have paranoid schizophrenia and OCD
16.
Date Of Birth?
July 29th, as if this question hasn’t been asked several times before, and can’t be looked up on my page
17.
Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A website I like to frequent has a couple of foul-mouthed trolls on it, and one of them is a respected author who is employed by the people who own the site. I need to get over this insomnia without taking pills for it. I really need a better way to spend Valentine’s Day other than sitting alone watching the Matrix trilogy
18.
Name the last 3 things you have bought?
A laptop, some necessary software, and a big chocolate-chip cookie
19.
Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Cream soda, Crystal Light, root beer, lemonade, fruit punch
20.
What time did you wake up today?
6pm (I work graveyard shift)
21.
Current hair?
Same hairstyle I’ve had since I was a high-school sophomore
22.
Current worry?
Nailing this evil rapist we’ve caught to the wall
23.
Current hate?
Hate is a strong word, so I’ll just say I HATE commercials
24.
Favorite place to be?
Las Vegas, though I haven’t been there lately
25.
Least favorite place to be?
Prison, even if it is just to briefly gather evidence from an inmate
26.
Where would you like to go?
I’ve been to several places around the world, and I’d like to see the rest
27.
Do you own slippers?
No
28.
What do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Jeez, I don’t even know what I’m doing for my birthday. I prefer not to get ahead of myself
29.
Do you burn or tan?
I burn like a marshmallow too close to the flame
30.
Last thing you ate?
Chicken and shell pasta in a white cheddar cheese sauce
31.
Would you be a pirate?
For Halloween? For real? For foreplay? What?
32.
Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
About two weeks from never
33.
What songs do you sing in the shower?
“From Russia With Love” by Matt Monro
34.
What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Whatever was under my bed
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36.
Last thing that made you laugh?
Stand-up comic Christopher Titus
37.
Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I had a duvet when I was young, that when draped over the bed, made it look like a car
38.
Worst injury you've ever had?
Fractured tailbone
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40.
How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two
41.
Who is your loudest friend?
John
42.
Who is your most silent friend?
Ben
43.
Does someone have a crush on you?
Dare I hope so?
44.
Do you wish on stars?
No
45.
What is your favorite book?
“Vendetta” by Peter David
46.
What is your favorite candy?
Chocolate, straight up
47.
What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I’d like to have a live band play “The Sign of Love” by Mannheim Steamroller
48.
What song do you want played at your funeral?
“See You Later, Alligator”
49.
What were you doing 12AM last night?
Clocking into work
50.
Do you love someone?
My family, yes. Romantically, yes, but I’m struggling with what to do concerning my financial situation before I pursue her
