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Posted On 03/15/2008 21:30:02 by Casper

I consider myself fairly talented.  I am a musician, I play trumpet, guitar, bass, drums...a little piano and I can sing.  I can cook fairly well. I can decorate fairly well.  I know how to dress pretty well. I can draw and paint.  I am fairly handy with tools - enough to remodel a majority of my home.  My brain amazes me at times - I think of myself as Macgyver.  :-)

However, there is one thing that perplexes me more than anything in the world.  No, it's not women.  No it's not mankind's thirst for war.  No, it not why we can seem to stuff our own faces and spend ourselves into debt while other nations have nothing and starve.  No, it's not the balance between religion and science..........

here it is....

HOW THE feck DO YOU FOLD A FITTED SHEET???????  I DON'T GET IT!!!  All I end up getting is a fecking waded up sheet.

HELP.  

 



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From: hillaryperson
03/19/2008 16:23:53
What you do is stick a little bit of cardboard in the edges. Viola.

From: McDude
03/16/2008 15:19:40

STEVE.. your Mom irons the fitted sheets ! 

I have to help her fold them ! Drop in for a fitted sheet folding class 101!

Flannel fitted is more difficult,  Advanced Sheet Folding 201 ! 



From: littlered
03/16/2008 12:29:46
I  pretty much do the same as Brandi and Sin, I roll it in a ball and stick it in the cupboard


From: BrandiLea
03/16/2008 09:41:58
HAHAHA!!! When I started reading this, I that was NOT what I thought this was going to be about! i do what sin does, and ball the SOB up and throw it in the closet. There is a way to do it, but it takes to damn long and why bother!

Good luck with that!

  Might need a 6 pack to get that sucessfully done LOL!


From: steve
03/16/2008 02:09:08

hehe. I like thebreeze's method, but in lieu o' dat I just crumple that troublesome motherscratcher.

goes right up there along with the other perplexers: gob, wimmin, mind/brain, etc. 

first person to find a way to make a neat-folding fitted is a millionaire.

go! 

From: TheBreeze
03/15/2008 23:48:06
It's easy.  First, cut the corners so there's no tension.  Then, number the edges 1-4 in a clockwise fashion (don't do it counterclockwise or it will seriously mess this up).  Take #1 and fold to #3.  Then take #4 and fold to #2.  Then, this is where it gets tricky... Take #3 and fold under #4, then fold #1 back to #5.  Staple the corners back together without undoing any of the folds.  Now take the sheet and find the nearest trashcan and put it at the bottom.  (You have to put it on the bottom or your girlfriend/wife/mom will find it).  Hope that helps.


From: kerryfunshine
03/15/2008 22:47:08
lol i swear this is so funny. I think it's the mental picture of you trying and not having success of folding of the sheet  and you cussing at the sheet...if it makes you feel any better I don't know how to fold one either


From: FamilyJules
03/15/2008 21:57:46

Lol!

And here's how I do it: spread the sheet it out and let the corners kinda fold in so they're laying flat and you have four rounded corner, then match up all the curved corners and fold to your heart's content

Er...you didn't really want to know, did you...

 


 

From: Sinsin
03/15/2008 21:34:12
LOL There is a way but it takes to fecking long.  Just wad it up in a ball and be done with it.


From: REDDontheHEDD
03/15/2008 21:32:26
well if you really wanna know, i gotta few we could fold togetha... rawrrr yeah baby


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