Take this survey

HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?
no unless right hand counts lol

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
yes

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
not during

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
nope

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
call me big girls blouse but yes

EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
hell no

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
no but prob no doubt been faked at

DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
o yes

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
with ex wife yes

EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
no comment

EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
NOPE

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
yes who hasn't

EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
did once i know bad  

HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
not to knowledge


WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
caught buy mother whilst with first girlfriend didnt realise till we finnished and washing sitting on side wasnt there to start

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15


WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
HMMMMM?!?!?! yes well now that would be telling she knows lol


DO YOU LIKE 69?
dose anyone not like it? its me fav number

ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
im a bloke always horny

HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
never kept count but could probably count on one hand

DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
just like sex dont matter where


DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
no


EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
NOPE

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
all ex's bar one yes and they say men are bad

TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
good to use on a willing partner

LINGERIE?
well i dont personaly wear it but do like nice lingerie on a woman not that it stays on for long lol

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
yep and done it in the office and it was goooooodddddd o and stationairy cupboard lol

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