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Ugly People
Posted On 05/06/2008 15:17:38 by the1nilo

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

 As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

 

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
 

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too"

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

 

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

 

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

 

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

 

"Make 'em all ugly again."

 

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

 

Blessed are the Cracked,

For they are the Ones

Who let in the Light!



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05/07/2008 10:15:31
LOL sweet!


05/07/2008 05:58:26
I think I know that guy...


05/07/2008 01:35:14
last indeed is the way to go most of the time see what the others get
lol


05/06/2008 18:05:00
Sometimes it's good to be last.


05/06/2008 18:02:19
LOL


05/06/2008 16:13:16
Amen Brother 1nilo.




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